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A friend of mine involved herself in a cum gathering
by Deadpool9703 February 4, 2021
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Cum badge

When a woman (or gay man) takes a facial, and lets some of the load dry on the upper part of their shirt and displays it for the remainder of the day like a badge of pride.
Jenny sucked off Tom at lunch and wore his cum badge around for the rest of the afternoon.
by Daman13 March 20, 2024
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- UwU purred Garfield as he entered his fat cat cock into Jon's tiny, throbbing asshole. "HARDER" yelled Jon as Garfield teased Jon's cock with his claws. Within 5 minutes of teasing the cum inside of Jon's big balls could not hold in any longer as he shot a load so far, the ISS had to declare an emergency due to an unidentifiable white liquid hitting them at an unprecedented speed. Next it was Garfield's turn. He began to trust harder until he filled Jon to the brim with the warm, sticky liquid. Jon slowly moaned before kissing Garfield and falling asleep in his strong arms. OwU
by Ifuckedabigwass November 27, 2020
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Midnight Cum Snail

When you have sex earlier in the day, then later that evening some cum runs down your leg.
Sonya had sex with her boyfriend, then later that night she got surprised by the midnight cum snail.
by rainbow_shitshow May 3, 2023
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Cum Nugget

When you are banging your girl and you are also microwaving a chicken nugget. When you're about to nut and splurge your load all over her face, you instead make a hole inside that chicken nugget and nut inside of it. Then you feed it to her as your anniversary present and specifically say, "McD's bitch".
Man 1: Bro my girl wanted to get freaky last night, but I don't know what to do!
Man 2: Bruh give her a cum nugget. She might be hungry.

Man 1: Idunno man, I have like 50c and that McD's dollar menu is kind of expensive atm.
by Depelated May 28, 2019
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cum is sticky and white
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by Human cum from penis's December 29, 2021
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Cum Nugget

When you cum so hard that you force out a kidney
Dude last night I blew a cum nugget.
by CannoliUnholy November 15, 2019
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