Cheesing the weasel

Fooling an asshole into thinking he’s having sex with you, when he’s actually ducking a tube of Pringles

“My ex-boyfriend was trying to get back with me, so I was cheesing the weasel to show I’m not interested”

by Frii October 27, 2022

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Get the Cheesing the weaselmug.

blanket cheese

A cheese that covers the taste of anything it's put on

Doesn't taste good? here use a blanket cheese

by cosmokat February 20, 2018

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Get the blanket cheesemug.

kraft mac and cheese original

my favorite food

you: hey want some kraft mac and cheese original
me: y e s

by fartbulb47 June 5, 2024

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Get the kraft mac and cheese originalmug.

When you perform cunnilingus while the female has a yeast infection, however, she has not douched and kept her vagina sanitary, therefore, pasty white substances accumulate along the walls of the labia minoris. To earn your cheese wings, you must eat this substance.

While you earn your cheese wings, you might be reminded of a Greek salad. Minus the tomatoes, sliced cucumbers, onion, and olives and lettuce.

by Omnivici1 March 29, 2015

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