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butts, farts, and ... sphincters

something that unprofessional people talk about during a work business meeting
Person 1: In today's work meeting, we are going to talk about butts, farts, and ... sphincters

Person 2: Eww, that's totally unprofessional
by what do i care 125 August 25, 2022
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Butt Nut Buffet

Sexual act involving at least 2 people, usually 3 or more, where one or more participants proceed to consume the male ejaculate out of the asshole of another counterpart which just had one or more men climax into
Guy 1: "Yo Bro, check that girl out! she looks so hungry!"

Guy 2: "did you mean to say thirsty??"

Guy 1: No man, she looks like she's ready for a huge 'butt nut buffet!'"
by Carotenuto June 9, 2018
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Montgomery Butt Gusher

Cumming in a girls asshole then sucking the cum out with your mouth (2-5 seconds max). After that spit it back into her mouth.
Dude last night I gave this chick a Montgomery Butt Gusher
by Big Nasty B September 24, 2021
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soap-butt derby

The act of lathering one’s behind with a bar of soap and racing with One or more competitors in a communal shower by sliding along the lathered behind
Todd is the current champion of the soap-butt derby
by Butthomie April 7, 2019
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Butt fucked by a witch

when you think you can handle something but you cant.
"Dude, i got butt fucked by a witch when i drank Ayahuasca!"
by Ihatepeople12 May 30, 2016
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Carnivorous Butt Chugger

One who eats cheeseburgers and/or bratwurst while butt chugging
I walked in on Bryan eating cheeseburgers and butt chugging last Saturday night- he's such a carnivorous butt chugger.
by Zuropaman November 16, 2013
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Bloomington Butt Bomb

When you shove three big macs with no lettuce up the ass hole of a morbidly obese transgender midget and procede in anal sex with the burgers being squished inside the anus. 3 hours after sex the person with the burgers and cum in their ass is to excrete all over the nipples of the dimmer.
Dude I had Dingleberry over last night and we did a Bloomington Butt Bomb! It was hot as shit but now I have testicular cancer!
by Tweakgangonmcbaptweak January 5, 2021
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