‘red the bed’

When you have your period and there’s significant bloody leakage on the sheets when you wake up.

I forgot to put a pad on last night and I ‘red the bed’.

by Aria-Awards-For-Cats April 26, 2023

Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Using the some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Once these ingredients are collected, mix well, and allow a few days of fermentation. The next step requires a large amount of fresh shit to add to the concoction, mix well again. After, pour the solution into a cookie baking sheet and bake until a crisp crust forms. Once you finish, you may eat your delicious snack, or share with others.

Hey bro! I just finished making my delicious Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?

by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025

red 40 stare

(Noun, derogatory) A vacant-eyed gaze from a person who consumes a lot of artificially-dyed red food (i.e. takis, Gatorade, skittles, etc). Because this dye is usually found in snacks that are marketed towards school-age children, this phenomenon is usually associated with young people.

Red dye 40 is said to cause behavioral and physical health issues. There are also unsubstantiated claims that red dye 40 causes autism and ADHD, so using the term “red 40 stare” can also come with the connotation of calling a person unintelligent.

When the teacher asked her class what an adjective was, she was met with 35 glassy-eyed red 40 stares. She had to radio the janitor to come mop up the giant communal drool puddle that was pooling on the floor. To reduce the risk of slipping and breaking her neck, she gave up on teaching grammar for the day.

by SnarkyMoth May 27, 2024

1st Sergeant Red

1st Sergeant Red is a bad a** mother f**ker and can destroy enemies at any given moment and will take down main targets with Arcana Company

Wow look at 1st Sergeant Red be an absolute unit on those enemies

by 1stSgt Red October 30, 2019

Red skull

When someone sucks your dick until it is raw

My girl gave me red skull last night and now I’m tender

by CaptainAmerica69 August 10, 2024

Red hood

This mf was trained by Batman. He has a killers Metallety.yes he can say the tf you thinking? He has two glocks he rocks black tims he fucked up Batman and made the joker rethink his sins

This mf is red hood

by Base69 November 24, 2021

Little Red Hen disorder

Lazy moocher's syndrome --- indolent people's being unwilling to help out in the earning/creation of something desirable, yet being only too eager to "assist" in partaking of the sweet rewards upon completion of the endeavor.

My neighborhood buddies never seem to want to help me collect returnable cans/bottles, yet after I cash in, they are always super-agreeable to stroll downtown with me to go to the fast-food joint! Sounds like Little Red Hen disorder to me... :P

by QuacksO April 25, 2016