I’ll never get a girl 

I’m going to die a virgin. :(

I’ll never get a girl

I’ll never get a girl by Spatro February 25, 2021

French women don't get fat 

French women don't get fat is a false claim. Many people assume this to be true do different reasons even though French females have the same amount of obesity as the EU average.

The german girl said french women don't get fat, the german girl was wrong.

French women don't get fat by @mrkulci April 2, 2021

luke will get c6 diluc 

A rare signature/bio phrase used in genshin impact. Or, a another way to say Luke, the kid from schools gonna get constellation 6 for Diluc. Some day luke will be a diluc kinnie, main, and stan

Luke: I will get kazuha

everyone else: no luke will get c6 diluc what a loser lol

luke will get c6 diluc by fukablossom January 30, 2022

where do you get money ?

the more truthful version of the idiotic: "what do YOU do ??" which is simply a nosy way to find out someone's money source! if the source isn't 'approved' , one can wave goodbye to their (would-be) 'slice' !

that bitch asked: where do you get money ? i was, DAMN! , if i tell the truth i won't have a CHANCE of "cracking that crotch" !

if you sound half intelligent, "they" want to know: what do you do ? sometimes, i like to speak cretinese, which shuts the where do you get money ? types right down "

where do you get money ? by michael foolsley May 7, 2022

why do my posts always get declined 

If you decline this you aren’t loyal to pewdiepie and you love tseries and are gay

Why do my posts always get declined?

why do my posts always get declined by annoying fucker June 18, 2019

People who say they look bad to get the other person annoyed and earn a free compliment

YOU KNOW WHO YOUSE ARE
going out there

I see u

Well not really BUT! its true

People who say they look bad to get the other person annoyed and earn a free compliment Example
Girl "I look terrible"
Boy " No you dont"

People who say they look bad to get the other person annoyed and earn a free compliment by StephenFuckedItUp(AGAIN) October 31, 2022

You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow! 

Stemming from a mix up of the [two phrases, "Before you buy the car, you gotta take it for a test drive," and "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free," this phrase is interchangeable with the former. You would say this if your friend wants to remain abstinent until after marriage.

Brad: CLAIRE! You can't marry him without doing the deed. What are you thinking? You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow! Straight from the teet, Claire. Come on!

You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow! by EdlowetArus April 24, 2020