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Double Play

When you ejaculate and poop at the same time, preferably in the bathtub.
Dude, this chick was so hot but I couldn't pull the trigger bc I had one brewing all night. I had to go home and jump in the bath to turn a double play.
by datguy5924 December 19, 2017
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Double gazing

When someone one is so good looking that you cant help but look at them at least a second time.
That girl totally fancies me, i caught her double gazing at me.
by Blowminder August 13, 2018
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Double Glaugh

A double glaugh is a failed attempt at not one but two jokes consecutively . The jokes shared are usually a poor attempt at eliciting laughter and may even come of as being haughty. However, the intention of the jokes were not meant in any way to be offensive or hurtful. The individual who narrates these failed jokes usually experience feelings of sheer embarrassment and regret because they have just been double glaughed.

The term glaugh is a fusion of the two words gaffe and laughter.
i tried to make a joke twice and both times they came out all wrong. I've definitely been double glaugh -ed. :(
by double.gaffe.119 June 2, 2010
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Double shot

When you throw a shot of alcohol down someone’s throat while you are coming inside of them.
Girl I’m gonna double shot you so hard tonight.
by Urethratoucher69 May 22, 2021
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double friction

After hammering my thumb I yelled out "DOUBLE FRICTION" to avoid cussing.
by Kristiana January 11, 2008
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Double standard

A different standard for one person or group than another.
The double standard put a lot of red tape around what guys could and couldn't do to females, but little to no red tape around what females could and coudln't do to guys.
by The Original Agahnim November 2, 2021
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double-call

In an era of people always having their phones on do not disturb mode (DND), the need to call twice in 3 minutes to break-through DND
1: I couldn't reach Jack's phone
2: Oh, he probably has his phone on DND while studying. Double-call him
by md.caffeiner October 25, 2022
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