Call of Duty Syndrome

Mental state in which a person instantly and/or violently reacts to any sound or action similar to something experienced in CoD. Side effects include anxiety, rapid heartbeat, fast-paced breathing, and the desire to find a good hiding spot.

*Guy is waling down the hall with his buddy*

Guy 1: Meh, english class blows.

Guy 2: +1 on that.

*someone runs around the corner*

Guy 1: WTFOMGBBQPIZZA!!!! *jumps backward and pretends to ADS*

Guy 2: Bad case of Call of Duty Syndrome

by AL_PS3 March 20, 2011

jealous friend syndrom

Usally a guy is the person being jealous. when his good friend finially gets a boyfriend and instead of him being happy for her he is jealous its not him and tries to do anything to break them up.

Girl: Your my best friend so im going to tell you this first.... I have a boyfriend

Guy: Really........oh well thats nice *god I have to break them up i wanted to be her boyfriend we were friends for so long*

Girl: so arent you happy for me?

Guy: ............

Girl: OMG! are you going threw jealous friend syndrom.

by Kittykat(^-^) December 20, 2009

Broken Robot Syndrome

A state of consciousness. The Spinal Tap "11" version of a hangover. Delusional , mechanical, mentally-rusted "not right" feeling.

Man, i snorted mad addy and drank a lot of cheap whiskey at that co-op party. I can't account for like three hours of the evening or my journey home and I had broken robot syndrome this morning; tried to walk down the block and got confused.

by Akira Firetouch August 21, 2006

Empty Brain Syndrome

- the short-term disease that occurs when one is asked to recall something or give an example to prove their point, but cannot remember anything to do so

-otherwise known as EBS.

Edna: Something weird always seems to happen to me on the 18th of every month at precisely 6.09 at night
Larry: Such as.. ?
Edna: Umm.. I cant remember anything right now
Larry: Ah, empty brain syndrome
Edna: Yep

by katykinz. December 16, 2008

Kimbo Slice Syndrome

Kimbo Slice Syndrome is a syndrome you get when you suck at UFC too much or your on a losing streak. eg. 3 losses in a row

Chuck Liddell: Man i suck at UFC, i lost 3 times in a row.
Anderson Silva: DOODE you just have Kimbo Slice Syndrome
Chuck Liddell: OHHH, thanks Ande
Anderson Silva: No problems

by SOle Brewz July 13, 2010

Turner Gill Syndrome

T.G.S. is when you see sunshine and rainbows while you are really looking at a steaming pile of worm infested shit.

Everything is all good no matter how shitty it really is.

WORD ORIGIN: Turner Gill is the coach for the Kansas Jayhawks. He is maybe the biggest pussy known to man. He makes Mr. Rogers look like Ray fucking Lewis (the murderer Ray Lewis not the Old Spice commercial Ray Lewis).

1. Have you heard Red talk about Matt Cassel on Sunday? Holy Christ the guy had a 46 QB rating and the crazy SOB thinks he's the next Peyton Manning! Turner Gill Syndrome got him.

2. He really said that Turner Gill is putting a well coached team on the field?! TGS got that fucker bad!

by jeff nixon September 20, 2010

Restless Leg Syndrome

Restless Leg Syndrome is where ones leg will not stop moving. Even when sitting.. Usually making an annoying noise to everyone around them.

Bloody Barry, he's got Restless Leg Syndrome, it's so annoying.

by CWKlaus May 9, 2016