Monkey Nuts

When somebody sucks at a video game so damn bad that they might need to suck some monkey nuts.
Man 1: Dude this guys hacking!
Man 2: Nah dude you just fuckin suck monkey nuts.
by Slick Pickle July 19, 2022
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like a dumbass who acts like a monkey would

alternatively, what a british person would call peanuts because they give them to monkeys in the zoo
"ayo monkey nut come get over here"
"this kids a fuckin monkey nut"
random:"fuck you monkey nut" you:"the fuck you say to me cuh??"

alt: "can i get some monkey nuts please"
by teachannnn January 21, 2023
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the result of a Male not washing testicles and having jock itch the next morning
Caden regretted not showering last night after he woke up with a severe case of Monkey Nuts
by Lacrazey June 28, 2019
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when someone or something is displeasing or possibly boring.
"man that school rally kinda sucked monkey nuts".
by goofy hippo April 27, 2022
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Squirrels are known to enjoy monkey nuts, which are basically peanuts in their shells. The shells provide a bit of a challenge for the squirrels to crack open and get to the tasty peanut inside. It's like a fun snack and a puzzle for them at the same time!
liv loves to feed the squirrels monkey nuts
by ανόητη ώρα July 29, 2024
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“Monkey Nuts” is a term used mostly in the Detroit, MI area and is slang for a dual drum magazine clip known as “C-Mag” (short for century magazine) that holds 100 rounds, most used on AR-15 and GLOCK models
“The AR got monkey nuts and a cotter on it”
by ELyrik313 May 14, 2021
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