by Shaaaaaaag October 13, 2022

Goldilocks: i'm pregnant.
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!
by Stupidly Sophisticated February 14, 2014

Look at that red guitar it’s so beautiful
John did you find the red guitar it’s really big and red
John: Sadly I cannot appreciate the Red Guitar as I cannot find the beauty yet
John did you find the red guitar it’s really big and red
John: Sadly I cannot appreciate the Red Guitar as I cannot find the beauty yet
by Johnm January 6, 2019

The despicable act of hitting on one’s relative in hopes of a late-night bang session. Common among inbreds.
“Man did you see Gary at his brother-in-laws wedding? He was totally trying to pull a red sarge with his cousin! I bet he drives a Batmobile painted in Bama crimson.
by BobBerry69 April 9, 2025

When you’re about to get real intimate with someone, man or women, and you want to know if they have any STIs. You ask this question.
Oh baby that’s a pretty pussy, does red touch yellow, or does red touch black?
It’s no secret that you’ve been around. Does red touch black or does it touch yellow?
It’s no secret that you’ve been around. Does red touch black or does it touch yellow?
by Sprazzo December 15, 2024

by i defined girl in red :) June 8, 2022

(verb):
1. To fail to do something, to ruin something, to do something wrong/incorrectly (typically repeatedly). One who makes red of something would be considered a "Redzer".
2.Irish EnglishDublin Dialect To physically assault such that it will cause hemorrhaging.
1. To fail to do something, to ruin something, to do something wrong/incorrectly (typically repeatedly). One who makes red of something would be considered a "Redzer".
2.Irish EnglishDublin Dialect To physically assault such that it will cause hemorrhaging.
by avieor December 14, 2014
