Granny's cum catcher

A condom, croched or nitted out of yarn.

"I was doing this girl Jenny, and we couldn't find protection, so I made granny make some for me, granny's cum catcher"

by Not_so_kool_aid_man July 18, 2023

brazillian cum ninja

A golden tan, transgender, man covered in dried cum from head to toe limiting the ability to move freely causing extreme uncomfortableness.

Emmitt: Hello Carter what did you and Opal do last night?

Carter: She gave me a classic Brazillian Cum Ninja.

Emmitt: Jeez Louis that must have been some night, huh?

by Baby_Carrot.29 December 24, 2024

cum corder

The photographic devise you store the money shots on.

I guess it’s time to break out the cum corder

by Smutt September 10, 2021

lady cum gutter

The vertical crease in the center of women's stomach. Also known as an "ab crack".

Tiffany has one hell of a lady cum gutter going on.
Yeah, she must work out.
It looks like she had an autopsy to me...

by Bilboob Shwaggins May 15, 2024

cum hattrick

Cumming in the same girl during oral, vaginal and anal sex within 24 hours.

Wow, they just completed their cum hattrick!

by Mr. Size May 04, 2024

cum hattrick

Cumming in the same girl three times during oral, vaginal and anal sex within 24 hours.

Josh just completed a cum hattrick!

by Mr. Size May 04, 2024

CUM BARREL

A meme very similar to cum jar but instead of a jar the container is a barrel.

This Phrase could be used as a war cry or an insult

war cry- Andres: CUMMMM BARRELLL!!!! (proceeds to die)
Insult- Bitch on the street: ugh look at this asshole he's such a cum barrel

Me a few weeks ago: wtf? did someone just call me a cum barrel

by Landon.Marcel May 19, 2021