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New mommy syndrome

When a woman has her first child and is no longer any fun to hang out with. Makes sure to bring up their child in every conversation no matter the topic.
Person 1: Let’s call Kelly and see if she wants to hang out tonight
Person 2: good luck with that ever since she had that baby she’s had a bad case of new mommy syndrome.
by Dutch Pirate April 19, 2022
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new jockey

A new boyfriend 'jockstrap' someone has been dumped and replaced with a new ride .

Friend one" hey girl how's things with Trevor"

two " omg I dumped his ass last night and got myself a new jockey"
Friend one" hey girl how's things with Trevor"

two " omg I dumped his ass last night and got myself a new jockey"
by Darren kim December 28, 2016
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New York lonely boy

Made popular by Netflix’s Girls5Eva, a New York lonely boy is a son born to older parents who’s more comfortable around adults than kids.

They are all over the city, eating sushi and usually wear a fedora, high-giving a doorman. His sibling is the city!
Hey, why is Mike always high-fiving doormen across the city?

Ooh, Mike! He’s a New York lonely boy. No brother, no sister. Just one little lonely mister!
by RandomZed March 28, 2023
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new-age scene girl

New-age scene girls a just like your traditional, mid 2000s scene girl, but "toned down" a little. They don't wear tutus meant for toddlers playing dress up or have hair looking like two rats had sex in, but they still like electronic rock music (not Blood On The Dance Floor though, Dahvie Vanity got his ass exposed) and emo-ish clothing.
Annalise: Who's that girl over there?
Cameron: Oh, that's August. She's a new-age scene girl
by Graystripe November 21, 2016
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New Orleans

New Orleans, aka NOLA or Shitville. If Lousyana is the arse of the world, New Orleans is the hole in it. It is the cradle of nigger jazz, crap food, evil pseudo-religious practice, and home of retards who hate everyone who is not exactly like them.
I hate New Orleans and the f***ng Saints.
by MrDoofenshmirtz November 19, 2017
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Fake news

Guy 1:Hey did you see the news? CNN said USA is racist

Guy 2: CNN is fake news
by Heyyouboii September 11, 2020
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New Geneland

The area of the belcher household where gene sleeps in S6 E15 of bobs burgers.
"I just came from new geneland, where you dont need pants."
by MoonPython January 6, 2021
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