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Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL

A Nut you Can release only when your balls reach max capacity.This nut will cover your entire bed with semen 3 feet high. One has to finish the length of a hundred NNNs to achieve this nut. It will also make you shoot blanks for 5 months afterwards.
Person 1: yo, I just did that Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL
Person 2: Legend states no one has ever survived, how did you do it
by What’s your handle321 March 2, 2024
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Red Nut Syndrome

Also called acute nuthin pain. When you’ve been bustin sum guud ass nut all over the walls for less than 6 months and suddenly your dick and balls turn redder than the devil’s dick. Other symptoms include pain, swelling, and difficulty finishing a guud Mia Khalifa video or three girls one cup video because your balls hurt so bad.
Horny1: bruh I just snorted viagra and have been locked up in my room all day bustin guud nut when all of a sudden my dick and balls got all red n shit!
Doctor Douche: Well let’s see here! Oh shit yo ass got red nut syndrome wtf is wrong with you!

Horny1: Doc I just had to finish the whole Mia Khalifa limited edition collection in one day!
Doctor Douche: oh fuck say no more fam put on sum Vaseline next time and take 5 shots o’ jack n you’ll be guud!
by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018
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deez nuts

The best joke you could make
"Have you tried a-deez?"
"What?"
"a-deez nuts"
by Charweeuwus October 12, 2021
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spin nut

"Holy shit that ass had me spin nutting for like 10 minutes last night damn!"
by idontremembermyname January 7, 2018
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Nut Lucky

the act of nutting over your shoulder to stop a chick getting knocked up.
Dude nut lucky works better then pulling out.
by BootlegGranny October 10, 2020
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Strawberry Nut

I sucked his soul out and got the strawberry nut.
by Johnathan Berlin May 18, 2018
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