national eliza day

Appreciate Somebody named or nicknamed Eliza. Hail the ground they walk on!

“All hail Eliza!!”
“why are you guys saying that??”
“oh its NATIONAL ELIZA DAY!!!”

by hihilol0911 October 25, 2022

national ren day

the day you celebrate ren day on december 25th.

oh did you hear, its national ren day
don't forget to wish ren a happy birthday.

by encoregay October 15, 2020

national slap ur bff day

On January 25 all the way to November 1st is slap ur bff day! :) Only short pepole can do it not tall pepole! :))))))

Short bff: hey gusse what! It's national slap ur bff day!

Tall bff: wha-

Short bff: slaps* hehe "
*Evil laughs* ha get that 6 foot giant.

So from January 25 all the way to November 1st is u go up to ur tall bff or freind and slap them as hard as u want just don't go to jail lamo
National slap ur bff day!

by Hehe_savage_person January 25, 2021

National Anal Day

June 7th is National Anal Day. Why not try something new!

"It's the 7th of June you know what that means!It's National Anal Day! "

by intragi June 6, 2021

Stretch it to meet the needs of a nation

The catchphrase of Mr. Christopher Jean Hunt, teacher of both regular American Government and Politics and Advanced Placement (AP) American Government and Politics at Camdenton High School. Used to remind students of the Elasticity Clause of Article One of the United States Constitution.

Take Three and Eighteen and stretch it to meet the needs of a nation.

by arson.tm January 22, 2022

National Send Nudes Day

Use it wisely

Hey it’s “national send nudes day”
Sweet!

by Benzmercedes11 April 24, 2020

National Kiss Day

Kiss anyone you love and desire!

"Hey, why'd you just kiss me?" "It's National Kiss Day!" "Oh right!"

by February 25th Kiss February 23, 2022