Douche monkey

Someone that is completely useless and without any value what-so-ever.

John does nothing to care for his mother and just sponges off of her. He is a real douche monkey.

by Melek February 4, 2015

The Ovulating Monkey

Similar to The Ambulating Monkey, except your homie is female and the bananas simulate ovulation at an increased rate.

Yo man what’s up with random?
Oh she’s just doing the ovulating monkey.

Female: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIII

by Pweaw February 12, 2024

Brazilian thunder monkey

when a male sits down and a female does a hand stand and repeatedly slams her vag into his face while she is also trying to tie his dick in a knot with her mouth.

last night was insane my girl Brazilian thunder monkey me all night.

by jigglebit April 19, 2021

monkey

An animal. Why would you look this up here?

Amanda: He's a monkey but he's so hot
Jack: I'm calling 911

by need head November 4, 2023

Brass Monkey

that funky money

“brass monkey that funky god damn monkey

by papagetos May 21, 2024

Monkey Wrenched

The act of pooping in your hand and throwing it at someone.

Man, I walked into a patients room this morning and was monkey wrenched as soon as I opened the door.

by #1SMTX May 23, 2024

Newport monkey

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy

yo: "damn is this Newport monkey good"
gurt: "the new model?"
yo: "yeah, it vibrates too!!"

by kathred May 27, 2025