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Shit Sniff

Everyone has come across a shit sniff, it is the sound men make to inform other men in a public restroom that they are currently in the process of dropping a deep sea bog diver. It is simply a very short and abrupt sniff, it is clear that because of it's short duration a shit sniff is not used for the pleasure of sniffing shit, it is merely a warnig to others that the process is occuring.
Next time you are in a public toilet (and i know that sounds weird) have a listen and eventually you will hear a shit sniff but you do not mention it when you are in there you'll put them off their stroke.
by deadmandancin November 28, 2009
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shit laugh

verb. to laugh so hard you shit
Titanic was so funny that I shit laughed!
by angel2101 February 2, 2006
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crusty shit

shit that is really dried up and will crumble if you step on it.
Crusty shit that's found on the seat of an old outback dunnycan.
by bread infection December 28, 2005
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shit stamp

When you pull your dick out of a shitty ass and slap it on the other persons back casuing a shitty outline of your dick.
After i pulled out i shit stampped that whore, then she shit on my balls.
by Edrick Von Barrick October 30, 2007
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shit split

The act in which a grown man wears a thong(preferably yellow) and takes a shit. The thong in turn spliting the pinched load in half to either side of the thong.
Oh my god Tom, I was partying with Jason last night and he totally pulled off a perfect shit split.
by Misc Man January 3, 2008
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shit lag

similar to jet lag, but regarding faeces and the irregularity of bowl dropping
man #1 - hey man. i've just had 28 shits in just two and a half days and before that i hadn't had one in months.
by stoive March 7, 2005
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prick shit

A guy who is a complete ass hole that everyone hates but he still thinks he's really cool
Charlie is such a prick shit doesn't he realize that he is a sundance kid
by John Brooks February 19, 2005
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