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Originial term to describe a man's "virtual penis" in chat rooms on the internet. After finding that the term sounded a little gay, e-peen was adopted.
Jason: thanx newb
Jason: fng
Jeremy: What is fng anyways
Jason: fucking narcissistic generalist
Jeremy: Wow...you're quite a tough guy online jason =). Your swap cock must be humongous!
by nayrsivart October 16, 2008
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Custard cock

Custard cock; when a guy has clap he has a custard cock.
Yellow brown and slimy just like custard with a thick layer of skin
"Haha Stuart has clap"
"Urgh custard cock"
by Earl Gamblewood May 28, 2014
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Cock Dock

Her cock dock was wet and ready to slide in
by madeupwordgenius November 19, 2014
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cock cuff

When the foreskin of an uncircumcised man is pulled over the cock of a circumcised man.

"Like a Chinese finger cuff"
Two gay naked dudes are standing face to face. One of them is obviously a dirty

Jew and uncircumcised, the other is normal and had loving parents that cared

about personal hygiene and had him circumcised. They are standing tip to tip and

the nasty Jew takes his foreskin and wraps it over the dick of the clean

guy....hence Cock Cuff
by imfknlw December 16, 2013
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cock destroyer

A humorous way to describe someone (typically gay men or straight or bi women) who are reasonably open towards their desire for dick. This combination of words is almost always said in a british accent since it is originally quoted by two famously known blonde british pornstars, Rebecca Moore and Sophie Dawson.
That's right luvs, we're fucking COCK DESTROYERS.
by monepoly November 21, 2019
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Cock knocker

Using your cock to knock on the forehead of a sleeping person to wake them up, resembling a door knocker.
Mike and Todd used the cock knocker to wake up their spouses after a night of partying.
by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017
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Cock Block

When a man is trying to seduce a woman and he is getting some where and then another guy comes and makes him look bad. So then that guy gets the girl.
He was at a bar and saw this hot blonde and started impressing her but then a minor celebrity got in the way and cock blocked him.
by Okra 71 January 17, 2017
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