This is your black Friday come early. 

An event kind of like a blue moon, something that doesn't happen very often.

An offer that you can't let go cuz it won't be as good of an offer the next time, if it's even there.

A really hot male or female who is way out of your league that you've admired all your life is a little bit tipsy at a party. And suddenly they find you attractive.

Dude, Sheila is all over me.

You better take advantage of that, this is your Black Friday come early.

This is your black Friday come early. by Beechu November 26, 2010

The Woman in black 

A horror film staring the extreamly smexy, Daniel Radcliffe as a widowed lawyer with a chubby son. Dan is sent to a Marsh house to settle a womans will, where he finds strang things happening throughout the house.

pretty much your basic ghost story, with creepy twists and an epic ending.

girl 1: did you see the Woman In Black?
girl 2: yush! my mom got so scared that she yelled out a string of cuss words during the movie
girls 1: you watched a scary movie with your mom?

The Woman in black by narutardurmom June 13, 2012

Fat, black or bot 

The three types of women an average-looking man will match with on Tinder.

Average-looking guy: "Hey man, I just got a match on Tinder!"
Other average-looking guy: "Don't get too excited. Is she fat, black or bot?"

Fat, black or bot by Eyetym April 24, 2015

Angry black bitch 

The female component of the ghetto, hood community (not to be mistaken with normal African Americans) who acts a damn fool when she feels that her blackness or street credibility is under threat. She usually acts and responds extremely out of proportion with any act committed that they are offended by. Examples: The only black girl at work with a headwrap smelling like patouli, who wants to know who let the popcorn burn in the microwave then proceeds to attack the person who thought that 4 minutes of popping was acceptable. The woman who gets angry when you don't want to buy her man's mix tape for 12.99 and then curses at you and says that you didn't deserve to hear such fly shit anyhow as she throws a brick at your car window. The black woman at Family Dollar who yells, Why the fuck do they keep the laundry detergent under lock and key behind the counter... when her intent was to enter the store to steal it. The black woman at the stop light who is still texting her cousin about where the trees are at when the light turns green, but then busts 12 shots at you with her 9mm for honking your horn.

Did you see how damn hard she just slammed that door cause the gas station didn't carry Newport cigarettes in the box? That's an angry black bitch!

Angry black bitch by Myztifyan September 3, 2016

Pretty Black

A 25 year old west coast bay area rapper. He rapped with Husulah, Jacka, Yukmouth, E-40, Mistah Fab, AP.9 and many more. He went out like The Furley and Pac though in May of 2008. RIP.

You hear about Pretty Black?

No, what happened?

He got shot.

The good die young. RIP

Pretty Black by RIPMacDre November 12, 2009

Rebecca Black 

The reason why the word "Friday" will be stuck in your brain and will scar you for the rest of your life.

Person 1: THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!

Person 2: Oh god, why did you have to remind me of that Rebecca Black song....

Rebecca Black by wolf4537 April 17, 2011

Muffin Black 

A black person who is secretly white.

"hey chris has a black girlfriend? she must be muffin black"

Muffin Black by Bakernator May 14, 2010