Magical Trio

A man's hygienic routine that he performs before leaving his residence for work, a date, paternity court, etc., consisting of the Shit, the Shower, and the Shave.
"Yeah baby girl I finna hit at choo but let me perform that Magical Trio so I'm feelin' fresh at the PTA meeting."
by Eyetym April 11, 2015
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Fat, black or bot

The three types of women an average-looking man will match with on Tinder.
Average-looking guy: "Hey man, I just got a match on Tinder!"
Other average-looking guy: "Don't get too excited. Is she fat, black or bot?"
by Eyetym April 24, 2015
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