Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick

Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon

by Trem55 January 20, 2017

The Kids

its a phrase used by Bang Chan leader of kpop group Stray Kids to lovingly refer to his members

"I went out to eat tteokbokki with the kids today since we didnt have any schedule"-Bang Chan

by itee26 September 18, 2021

Kershaw kid

A kershaw kid is someone who is a poverty scruff who usually cant afford a kender egg

Oh my god, have you seen your self you kershaw kid

by Wasteman391726 May 10, 2018

Like an iPad kid

Originally from the "Cough like an iPad kid" slang from 2021 (referring to Generation Alpha and the tendency to cough with their mouth and tongue visible while on their tablet as young children). However, the 2024 version of iPad kid revolves around filing in the "..." with any verb and then laughing and saying "alrighttt", in the same tone as Jynxzi, immediately after in the form of ironic comedy.

The first known use of this new form of humour comes from a Jynxzi stream from June 24 where he appears to cough and read a chat instantly of a viewer telling him he coughs like an iPad kid.

This can be seen as a form of clip farming, the 2024 trend that is currently making a resurgence where streamers purposely act out of line in hopes of being clipped for clout.

*Jason sneezes*
Max: They're saying you sneeze like an iPad kid
Jason: Alrighttt

by Vineetx July 7, 2024

00s kid

00s kids spent most of their childhood in 2000-09 (born approx. 1995-2001). 00s kids were alive when 9/11 happened but most were too young to remember it, and they graduated high school before COVID.

This is the Drake and Josh, High School Musical, Suite Life of Zack and Cody, etc. generation

Alyssa was born in 1998. She's an 00s kid.

by ars1998 June 14, 2022

Fortnite Kid

The definition of Fortnite Kid is a person or thing that uses Fortnite pfps talks trash about other games plays Fortnite 24/7 and is generally cringe, they also don't shower very often.

Words used by Fortnite Kids: Trash, Dogwater, Cracked, Minis, Bigpot, ETC

"My mom is calling me to take a shower."

" Yo Sam, look at that Fortnite kid he's sooooooo cringe and he's smelly."

by TommyNFG Little Sister July 26, 2022

Boy Kid

A pledge running to clean up before pledge master whoops him.

" Aye, look at that boy kid running."

" I wonder if that boy kid is late for cleans"

" Why that boy kid looking so nice"

by MonstaManny April 7, 2025