Battlefront baby defender 

a toddler put on the front lines of a war to defend

why is my daughter here?

oh, shes our battlefront baby defender

Battlefront baby defender by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Discount Baby 

/n/ A baby born on or near a day with a annual discount.

List of days a discount baby may occur:
Beginning of September
End of December
And the beginning of every month.

Discount Baby by Razorclaw the crab April 22, 2020

Cougar Baby 

1. A young man who is dating a cougar / middle aged woman

2. A young man who prefers dating middle aged women.

Guy 1 - Hey, I heard you went over to that Bon Jovi concert with that older woman, is everything ok?

Guy 2 - Yeah, that's my girlfriend Monica, Im her cougar baby

Cougar Baby by ValiantBert April 25, 2020

[brick baby] 

Brick baby is a slogan for those who have endured hard times and struggled to succeed in light of their economic situations they remained strong & tough as bricks to succeed in life..

LeBron James is a top athlete and his risen to the top of his game. Despite the hardships he faced as a young boy he succeeded. He is a brick baby Millennial brick babiesare more apt to becoming entrepreneurs instead of working for someone else’s company.

[brick baby] by kmmrun May 17, 2020

Word baby 

A piece of writing that someone is so damned precious about that it takes on human qualities and is more important to them than members of their own family. Similar to 'fur baby' for a pet.

Get over yourself, it's an essay on crop rotation in the 14th century, not a word baby.

Word baby by declan1966 June 19, 2020

mushroom baby

A child conceived through the act of intercourse, while engaged in a magical psilocybin adventure.

My gilt and I lost our egos together and did the heroes journey, 9 months later we had a mushroom baby.

mushroom baby by SCUM is my raver name! July 14, 2020

Nicky baby 

A quite charming young lad with an affinity for all things EXPLOSIVE. You will often find Nicky Baby surrounded by women with incredible WAPs or at the tippy top of a 60 foot tree - or both. The master crippler of global economies, Nicky Baby not only pulls the money but also the ladies. When the mood is right, Nicky is known to dabble in frisky and freaky behaviors with more than 3 participants. As Nicky Baby famously says, “The more the merrier”

NICKY BABY!!!

Nicky baby by camelscigco September 27, 2020