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cum junkie

Cum junkies seem addicted to loads of jism. A cum junkie will do just about anything to ingest their next load. Their joy is derived from swallowing cum and will savour each load by swishing it around in their mouth or gargling it in the back of their throat.

Cum junkies will suck off strangers and service public glory holes. They will take a cock up the ass if it means getting a load inside them but they much prefer eating it. Cum junkies will even suck the cum out of a condom and pay men to empty loads down their throat.

Their lack of control and obsession with cum even over other life events really makes them pathetic losers.
Dude I was walking though the park yesterday and this fucking cum junkie loser was sucking off this random fat sweaty man in the bushes. He gave no fucks about who saw him either
by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025
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car cum house

Dirty hovel with wheels; nary cleaned and commonly used for copulation.
Baby, I really want to take you home, but right now I'm staying in my buddies car cum house.
by darkfeone July 31, 2016
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Italian Cum

The substance that exits the body upon the act of antisharting; similar to a tomato sauce commonly used in many italian pastas.
OH MY GOODNESS! I just antisharted myself and now my Italian Cum has appeared!
by secondsuiteformilitarybandinf February 28, 2022
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Cum Bombing

When you send an envelope filled with cum to somebody's mailbox.
My ex found out that I was the one Cum Bombing her.
by thesucc12 October 20, 2021
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Cum Union

An Orgy.
David: So Karen, Angel, Ricky, Davidita, are you ready to have a Cum Union tonight?

Ricky and Davidita: Sure....!
by Viscount Druitt February 14, 2023
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Cum God

A Cum God, or sometimes referred to as a Cum Wizard, or Cum Magician, is a man who is really good at ejaculating.
Brock - My girl asked me how I give her such a good time. I told her, “Cause I’m the Cum God baby.”

Rico - How has she not left you at this point you moron. You must have monster truck meat to be able to still have her.

Brock - It’s Eiffel Tower size when fully hard Rico it’s not rocket science. Life’s easy when you’re the Cum God.
by Odyion June 3, 2024
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Cum

Cum is a tasty, salty white cream. Often used in pastries
“Hey Mike! Would you like a cum filled donut?”
by Rat_pussy January 21, 2022
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