Swingin' dick

Military term used to describe any man able to walk. If you were walking your dick was swinging hence the correlation. Particularly remembered from the American/Vietnam conflict.

"...we're gonna need every swingin' dick available"

by Simon7 May 7, 2021

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tip dicked

When a guy places on object against the tip of his dick while he is cumming to use the jizz as glue.

Daryl tip dicked a GPS tracker to an object that he was selling to a hot chick.

by Darylisms May 8, 2015

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elizabeth's dick

the biggest shlong known to mankind. absolutely huge and will peg you

Carl: Hey Dave! Did you hear about elizabeth's dick?
Dave: Yeah I didn't just hear about it I felt it...
*Dave limps away*

by tomatosauce3 December 3, 2020

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regular dick

n: a girl getting the necessary dosage of sex needed on a regular basis with one man

Sara: So are you and Mike an item ?
Nina: Kinda, he is my regular dick :)

by Mikeyyyyyyy1 April 17, 2014

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Dick Waddler

Somebody who pulls their pants all the way down to use the urinal. Can also be used as an insult

Gross! That guy is dick waddling!

Man, James is such an idiot, what a dick waddler

by Pvt. Oats December 5, 2016

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Surprise Dick

A person who at first seems very nice, but at a later time reveals that they are in fact a total dick.

Me: Mr. Johnson, will you please accept this paper? I only couldn't turn it in because my mom was in the hospital dying of cancer. You seem like a reasonable enough guy.

Mr. Johnson: SURPRISE! I'M A DICK!!!!

Me: Damn what a surprise dick

by NICKBERT August 15, 2010

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