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Poke her a new one

You know... poke her a new one. Per say youre really horny... your buddys keep on eggin you on and eventually you go off with that girl thats maybe only a 7 at best. you guys get hot and heavy and you let your fingers and/or shaft do the work. You do it and you do it well. therefore you poke her a new one.
Johnny: You guys seen carl anywhere?

Group: Oh man he took stacy upstairs. He said he was gonna poke her a new one.
by Kyle McDouche July 2, 2009
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Squirt one through the hoop

Achieving your goal.
Good job buddy! You certainly squirt one through the hoop on that school project!
by Dr. Squirt October 27, 2008
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fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout

searching for a small penis in a large amount of pubic hair
girl 1: "hey, how'd it go with Alex?"

girl 2: "Meh, not good, when we got down to business, i ended up fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout for like an hour!"
by zabuma March 30, 2009
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one-eyed snake charmer

damn! dat one-eyed snake charmer has me hard as rock!
by manyook April 29, 2010
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one size fits all

A silly marketing term used to describe an item of clothing that doesn't fit anyone.
John: "Ugh, I bought this shirt from the mall yesterday and it doesn't fit."
Mary: "Well, obviously. It's one size fits all."
by bill of swift April 27, 2016
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the one you never had

This phrase is indicating you don't have something, whether it's parents, drugs, money, llamas, a life, a brain, friends girls (or boys, not here to judge..... :/ ), a sense of humour or if you just want to cuss someone out and you have nothing to lead from
Your mum? Like the one you never had!
by The_one! May 11, 2017
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