new identity

when a gta 1-0 or base player makes a new channel + gt, to upload people who are up on them/ they lost to. 🤡
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by Kinsu ix July 01, 2021
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New Prague Limo

A pickup truck with the bed full of passengers.
“We don’t have enough seating
It’s okay, I’ve got a New Prague Limo”
by DozinkyDude September 18, 2022
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New Delhi Gloryhole

A hole cut in the seat of a transport truck, allowing truckers to defecate directly onto the road, without having to stop
Dude, I can't work on this truck. Buddy has a "New Delhi Gloryhole"! There's shit ALL over the undercarriage!
by hartownlamar February 29, 2024
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New Delhi Gloryhole

A hole cut through the the cab of a transport truck, so the driver can use the bathroom without stopping the truck.
Man, I can't work on this truck. There's a "NEW DELHI GLORYHOLE" in it. There's shit all over the frame
by hartownlamar February 24, 2024
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YouTube News

"YouTube news" is another way of saying "old news" or "I already heard about it". If someone tells you something that you have already heard about, you can respond by saying "YouTube news".

This phrase communicates that, like news that spreads throughout the universe very quickly via YouTube, you have already heard about it. It takes 5 minutes for new news to mature into YouTube news (aka old news).

Thanks to YouTube (and texting), news gets old really fast. YouTube news is new news that is already old. However, YouTube news does not have to refer to things that are ACTUALLY on YouTube. "You Tube news" usually refers to things that only matter to you, your personal friends, and the fake friends you have on facebook.

HOW TO USE THE PHRASE:

You usually just say, "YouTube news" without any other words accompanying the phrase. The words "YouTube news" explain exactly what you mean all by themselves.

If it has been 5 minutes since an event, there is a 99.9% chance that EVERYONE who could possibly give a shit about it already knows every damn detail (thanks to texting). Consequentially, the phrase "It's been 5 minutes" can be used in conjunction with the phrase "YouTube news".
EXAMPLE 1:

MARY: Guess what! Johnny and I got engaged!

BILLY: YouTube news.

MARY: But he only proposed 5 minutes ago.

BILLY: Yeah, I know.

EXAMPLE 2:

JILL: You're never going to believe this: Heather's car broke down in the middle of the Siberian tundra and she almost froze to death.

BOBBY: YouTube news. It's been 5 minutes.

EXAMPLE 3:

MARK: Dude, I spilled my coffee on an old lady and she burned to death.

JOHN: It's been 5 minutes. Already heard about it.

MARK: Damn YouTube news.

EXAMPLE 4:

OSCAR: Hey man, you're never going to believe this! I got a call from... oh yeah, it's been 5 minutes. You already know about it.

JACK: Yeah, YouTube news.
by jackette55 July 23, 2011
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The Royale High Official News Server is a server that lets you know about all the latest royale high news. It's owned by not_rat. (zack), butterscqtch (star), and the staff are bibivengenes, cryingcowboy, karomelle, lovely_coment, fl1ghtl3ssdr4g0n, orphe3us, radientredprincess3, st4arx.

It is one of the best servers to join if you want quick and fast news, kind and funny people to talk to, good farming advice, and an overall fun time!
'Yo, are you in the Royale High Official News Server?'
'Naw, I'm gonna join now!'
'Sick'
by lula123456789098765 October 21, 2023
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Newport News

A city in Hampton roads where all the strangers act like they just did smoked alien crack laced with demon shit.
Guy 1: Hey dude you wanna go to Newport News ?

Guy 2: Hell nah bro if I go there, they gonna steal my dog and sell it for crack
by Trashhhh9999 April 11, 2023
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