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monkey

A monkey is a species that has lived on this earth for many years and they still roam around growing in population every day.
I found a monkey in my backyard yesterday it tried to take my watermelon
by monkeyman1233 November 29, 2023
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puppy monkey baby

A skinny blonde white bitch with braces and a high squeaky voice
Look at that Janelle, she's such a puppy monkey baby.
by unbuttonedblaisereunited May 27, 2016
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Mega Fart Pig Monkey

Used to describe an obese black nigger that farts often and reeks of shit.
1. I haven’t showered in a month.

2. You should clean yourself and lose some weight you mega fart pig monkey!

1. Why must you hurt my feelings? 🥺

2. Because you’re A BLACK OBESE NIGGER FAGGOT YOU MEGA FART PIG MONKEY
by MushaPickleJuice December 29, 2022
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monkey hold

Doing it Doggy Style and put your whole hand in her ass and she clenched down and you can't pull your hand out.
I was riding her doggy style and she put the monkey hold on my hand and I couldn't get away.
by Skipper Kelly May 10, 2018
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monkey

Kristjan is a black african monkey rarely found in the jungle, Kristjan is a monkey with the thickest ass ever and the biggest dick. Lost in the dark need help finding him, he could be anywhere now.
Get back to work you nigger ass monkey bitch, Twist my tobacco nigger!
by analmaster69420 October 3, 2022
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Caucasian Monkey

Term for ugly Caucásians with brown skin.
Marcus Samuelson is a Caucasian Monkey.
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Cum monkey

when someone crawls all over you while cumming, like a snail trail but with more action
by Corpsestillborn December 28, 2020
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