dirty kalen

a dirty kalen is when you masturbate with hand sanitizer inside a Big Lots while prank calling a local Pet Smart asking if you can raw titty fuck a albino toned gerbil. After you hang up you ejaculate aggressively to a obese anteater with multiple pounds of explosive matter inside their rectum, once your semen reaches the explosive matter WW3 will be started due to the explosive reaction caused.

Wowza dude, I pulled a dirty kalen on Hillary Clinton!

by Fortniehawk February 17, 2023

Dirty Steffen

When you have an sexual attraction towards being the Kaiser of Germany

Girl1: My man just randomly started to overtake Germany while having a boner.
Girl2: Damn girl you have a "Dirty Steffen"

by AndyLetsPlay March 17, 2023

dirty cady

Likes dick in between tits while getting fucked in the ass

she is probably into dirty cady
She's done a dirty cady
Dirty Cady lover.

by flower_child420 April 1, 2020

Dirty Vasquez

Punching someone in the crotch for being a jerk.

Karen was being such a jerk she got a dirty vasquez.

by EAV7 February 18, 2021

dirty blueberry

When your dog pulls a buttplug out from under your bed and starts humping a stuffed sloth in front of everyone.

-Damn, my dog pulled my butt plug out in front of my girl and starting going for her hump sloth.
- Dude, thats a Dirty Blueberry.

by Koshka Eritipo June 6, 2020

Dirty Cloey

This person like BLOOD, during intercourse, bloody floor with a serial killer is her vibe

“I have a knife kink, I love blood during sex”
“Your such a dirty Cloey”

by Nootx_xNoot April 18, 2021

Dirty Sang

when you do something fucked up but won't admit it like jerking off to someone but not admitting it.

Friend: dude what did you do with her.
me: nothing dude don't worry about it.
friend: oooh I know. you did the Dirty sang.

by Professor. Jacob Steve April 19, 2020