brown zamboni

When you forego cleaning your anus for multiple weeks, only to pull down your pants at the ice skating arena (usually on a date) and drag your butt across the entire ice surface like a dog scooting. The skidmarks create a nice contrast against the white ice surface.

Pat had a terrible time on his date.....they went ice skating..

"but at least he got to perform his brown zamboni before driving her home..."

by Brown Zamboni January 24, 2025

Brown hockey puck

When the sani-hut water is frozen and you take a shit, and it slides around.

My shit just slid around on the port o potty blue water, like a brown hockey puck

by cmglzr February 22, 2023

lizzy brown

a girl who licks butter from the bottom of someone’s shoe

i did a lizzy brown at uni

by lizzy brown September 12, 2021

Brown

Park a brown

You will have to excuse me old chap, I need to park a brown rather urgently!

by Boiled octopus December 19, 2021

brown for brown

giving up the butt for heroin, brown for brown

Brown for brown- that girl's boyfriend just went to jail and he usually supplies her with enough heroin (brown) to keep her well, Guess she will do what she always does give up the ass for brown. Brown for brown

by msklynn February 5, 2014

Brown-Eyed Salute

N- A phrase used when a person has just made a statement that you can tell was complete BS. At this point, you decide that the person is full of crap and thus up to their eyes in "brown", therefore deciding that they are giving you their best brown-eyed salute.

Tommy- "I have a few Ferrari's sitting in my garage at home."

Jenny- "You work at McDonald's. I'm pretty sure that was your best brown-eyed salute, idiot."

by Eizzil Rose November 22, 2011

Browning

The act of shitting yourself instead of using the washroom each time. You keep doing this without taking off the pants that you started browning in until your ass is stuck together and stuck to your pants

I've started browning recently and I feel great

by FlamingGrenade December 27, 2024