Poke her a new one

You know... poke her a new one. Per say youre really horny... your buddys keep on eggin you on and eventually you go off with that girl thats maybe only a 7 at best. you guys get hot and heavy and you let your fingers and/or shaft do the work. You do it and you do it well. therefore you poke her a new one.

Johnny: You guys seen carl anywhere?

Group: Oh man he took stacy upstairs. He said he was gonna poke her a new one.

by Kyle McDouche July 2, 2009

Squirt one through the hoop

Achieving your goal.

Good job buddy! You certainly squirt one through the hoop on that school project!

by Dr. Squirt October 27, 2008

Crack open a cold one with the boys

Fun fun fun fun fun

Ugh it was a terrible day because I didn't crack open a cold one with the boys

by Crackinwithdaboyz May 22, 2017

fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout

searching for a small penis in a large amount of pubic hair

girl 1: "hey, how'd it go with Alex?"

girl 2: "Meh, not good, when we got down to business, i ended up fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout for like an hour!"

by zabuma March 30, 2009

one-eyed snake charmer

anyone who gives someone a boner

damn! dat one-eyed snake charmer has me hard as rock!

by manyook April 29, 2010

Two in the bloody, one in the muddy

This is essentially the same as two in the pink, one in the stink, but it's silly.

two in the bloody, one in the muddy-

by bloodyfingers August 29, 2012

one size fits all

A silly marketing term used to describe an item of clothing that doesn't fit anyone.

John: "Ugh, I bought this shirt from the mall yesterday and it doesn't fit."
Mary: "Well, obviously. It's one size fits all."

by bill of swift April 27, 2016