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person 1: YO CHECK OUT THIS HUGE PENIS
person 2: thats nothing dude i saw a bigger one on my last hike.
by Lil chubby November 25, 2021
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ur grandma have penis

Alongside the likes of "ur mom gay" and "ur dad lesbian", "ur grandma have penis" is a phrase that can be used to absolutely D E C I M A T E someone in an argument
Gay kid 1: I fucking hate you and ur dad lesbian
Retarded child numero dos: lol ur grandma have penis
gay kid 1: SNHPye8U(JWDOMINHUB*YH*_UE)(IJNWHUSD&C)(IJHOISHU)IUHEF)*YDSA*YHF)syh0IEUFH
by Link6456 March 14, 2018
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penis

something that wis and miles always associate things with
miles: lol that thing looks like a penis

wis: ikr
by Wissy Pissy April 18, 2023
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Penis stopper

When you shove the worlds biggest gobstopper/jawbreaker in between your penis skin.
Person 1: Hey dude, I saw on your snap chat story where you did a Penis stopper challenge!
Person 2: Yeah, when I did it the jawbreaker broke, it felt so painful I had to put ice on it then lick the water out my penis hole.
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Man, last night was the best! Jake's mom was riding my penis!
by treeswing54 April 7, 2018
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Penis Munch

When your getting a blow job while driving and you hit a speed bump.
Don’t hit the speed bumps to fast I don’t want to penis munch you.
by @IR14LFHS October 22, 2019
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Penis

OHH that penis is looking big and juicy "Stick it in me, Daddy. UWU"
"Heyyyy baby, can we have sex with that scrumshus Penis tonight"
by jilly job Joe May 15, 2022
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