The fruitcake cum smoothie

The remnants of a queer orgy, resulting in a smoothie pile of cum and other fruity fluids.

Dude why is the floor wet?

Oh, it's just the fruitcake cum smoothie leftover from last night.

Gross dude!

by Brotha Brad October 15, 2025

Cum Jockeys

People who dick ride someone trying to gain benefit

"Look at those Jackasses defending Elon Musk on twitter like they're going to get something from it"
"What a bunch of Cum Jockeys"

by CockPeener May 31, 2021

cum

the white stuff that gives ur dick a good feeling

she rubbed my dick and i cummed but she wouldnt stop

by heheehehehhehe February 10, 2022

cum hattrick

Cumming in the same girl three times during oral, vaginal and anal sex within 24 hours.

Josh just completed a cum hattrick!

by Mr. Size May 3, 2024

child cum

You probably love children so much.Great opportunity to become a star and change your skin color.

Michael Jackson loved child cum

by Lil dick nicky February 1, 2022

cum

A very white sticky gooey Substance that people like to eat . It comes out of the male penis when he gets errect to a guy and ejaculates semen all Over his bed .

I busted my cum in my brother by accident

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HARDER DADDY PLEASE NOO STOP !

by guythatsnotsus July 25, 2022

Cum dragon

Get your partner to give you a blowjob and just as you are ejaculating in her mouth hold her head down hard and shout I HAVE AIDS!! She wont talk to you for a week 97% chance

Dude i just scared the shit out of her with thr cum dragon

by Dola 05 March 29, 2020