doing the simmons

thats when someone goes past postal and totally freaks the hell out of u by going mental on you. someone u know thats gone totally crazy on you over the past few years.

doing the simmons is what this dictionary definition explains.

by john bublee July 20, 2008

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Do you want a turn of this?

A skits way of asking “do you want a hit of this joint?”

Sass mate: “Oi Quinton, do you want a turn of this?”
Talkin Pete:”Fuckin hell mate, that was a fuckin skits story.” Lezley Mackerel:“Well it’s only the beginning mate.” Talkin Pete:”Well, do you want a turn of this before you tell me the next part?” Lezley Mackerel:”Cheers mate, pretty good shit eh. What is it?” Talkin Pete: “I’m not sure, I think it might be Jack Herer or something.”

by jiveturkey02 July 29, 2019

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do things

(v.) the act of performing sex acts viewed as heinous, dirty, and vile, even if they’re not, acts that might lead to Damnation. Usually said by a sexually shy or inexperienced person, or by most anyone when not in a private setting. Can be used to excite sexual arousal.

“He made me…do things…to him….”

“Wanna go do things in the tool shed?”

by Frozen Prevert October 15, 2024

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Do-Dirtys

The act of committing unethical lifehacks that are on low level criminal actions typically white collared crimes that the only victims are major corporations.

I be doing constant do-dirtys by buying shit off of amazon and then claiming it was stolen so that I get my money back.

by Huevo Izquierdo November 4, 2022

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Doing an Ares

Preforming an action, with express intent to annoy, against the repeated advice not to do so.
Either through ignorance or stupiditiy, primarily stupiditiy.

I can't stand what Richard is doing! He's doing an Ares at this point!

by Dang3rN00dle October 3, 2024

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