North Dakota Tea Time

The act of pouring scolding hot tea into a woman's vagina or anus and drinking it.

Marshall: Dude I gave Janet a North Dakota Tea Time last night
Chris: That's disgusting

by CaptainIceman December 22, 2015

TIME

Tears In My Eyes
/tʌɪm/
Acronym, Adjective

Used to express uncontrollable laughter till the point of crying. Commonly used in conjunction with the 'Loudly Crying Face' emoji.

Dad: I cannot comment on your mother, because cows are sacred in my country.
Son: TIME (T_T)

by RemyBoy92 November 26, 2021

time is money

time is a valuable resource, therefore it is better to do things as quickly as possible.

Here are a couple of options for you, depending on the context:

"Let's get started, time is money!" (This is a good general opener to emphasize efficiency.)
"We need to streamline this process. Every minute wasted is money lost." (This emphasizes the financial cost of wasted time.)

by Arminkshipper July 19, 2024

Cheese Grater To The Face Time

to describe when any person, group of people, thing or situation would make you rather take a cheese grater to your own face than deal with what is in front of you.

"I went on this date with a dude who kept talking about his mother, total Cheese Grater To This Face Time" - sally

"how was sex with steve?" - lucy
"total cheese grater to the face time!" - Jane

by Charlielove777 <3 November 22, 2011

Hoffy Time

Leaving soon, or on my way = another hour

Johnny said he’d be here soon, but it’s an hour later and there’s no sight of him? Ah, that’s right cause he’s on Hoffy time

by Hoffy Time June 18, 2021

healthy screen time habits

The consensus among many parents that it is preferable to cultivate healthy screen time habits in children from a young age, rather than addressing the challenges of smartphone addiction later in life.

Most parents agree that shaping healthy screen time habits early on is crucial, as it can prevent the difficulties of dealing with smartphone addiction down the road.

by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025

Avocadro's Time

The shortest time in physics: the time between when an Avocado is unripe to when it is overripe. Avocadro's Time is the fleeting moment when the avocado can be eaten and enjoyed. (That moment is known in physics as Avocadro's Number and is defined as (6.62 × 10^-34)^(6.62 × 10^-34), and is equal to one Planck's length of a Planck's length.)

Dude, I bought six avocados yesterday and I missed the Avocadro's Time. They're rotten. I wish I knew Avocadro's Number so I knew when to eat the damn things.

by FJL-NY March 1, 2023