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Croation Cum Sock

Shooting absolutely massive loads into a sock made in Croatia. Then after a long period of time when the sock is hard and crusty, shoving it as deep as you can into a woman's vagina until it eventualy impregnates the woman.
"Barbara really wanted a kid, but didn't wan't to deal with the penetration of it all. So I offered her my Croation Cum Sock. Problem solved"
by JamesNewton February 4, 2025
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Cum

a painting varnish or a guitar polisher
"Kurt how do you get you guitars so shiny?"
*plays come as you are and cuts of after the first word (cum)*
by Roach37463 February 5, 2025
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The cum puddle

The act of cupping your hands and cumming in them
Guy: can I give you the cum puddle.
Girl: Thanks ill use it for skincare.
by Dravven February 8, 2025
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Cum Drawer

Don't let momma know about my Cum Drawer darion
by Oxford American Dictionary February 8, 2025
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Johnny-Cum-Lately

A person who has recently jumped on the bandwagon of jerking off to a particular type of pornography. Derived from a copypasta revolving around size-porn.

Listen here fucker.
I have been jerking off exclusively to size content since I was 11. Twice a day, every day, for the past 16 years, I have scoured the internet for every single piece of Giantess, Shrinking, Macrophilia, every fetish and subfetish contained within. All of it.
There was a point up until the pandemic in 2020 when I literally had seen and read every single piece of content concerning big women.
Don't you fucking sit there and tell me "you've never been this horny for Galactus" before you piece of shit. Her name is GALACTA, and YES, I have known about her. I have always known about her. She was my most niche waifu, my prized possession. There were EXACTLY SIX PIECES OF FANART dedicated to this character prior to 2024.
Now she is a global phenomenon. I could not be more proud or happy. However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.
However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.
by ButOneOfMyManyFaces February 12, 2025
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Cum

That white stuff that comes out of your penis when you're horny as fuck
by xanthehuynh February 12, 2025
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Cum Ladder

The process of cumming onto your hand in such a way that you ejaculate two parallel strings of jizz across your fingers, resembling a ladder. This may occur during masturbation.
I jizzed a perfect cum ladder across my fingers last night.
by Trans Lotad February 19, 2025
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