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When you have to bench your penis because your such a player.

I get too much vag I need to bench penis

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Penis enlargement pills

A gift from a crackhead clown in the fucking storm drain

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Penis hour

That time of night when all penises retract into the pelvis (most common at Don Cheadle’s house)

It’s penis hour

by Penis hour November 26, 2023

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penis

because you were to fucking dumb to think that you would find a full cock here

your dumbass thought you would find penises just because you scrolled down your now the biggest penis i ever thought of

by a bro with some fucking sense September 9, 2020

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Penis is normally what only the superior can ahve a taste of.It is most commonly used by slutty girls who are going through a break up and want revenge sex.Most women now in 2019 would much prefer the juiciness of some old wmens clit, hower there still is women who do love dick and have sexual fantasies about that stiff dick penetrating their tight pussy.You should always keep hold of them straight people because they are the only people who can multiply on this earth.

Guy1;Swear everybody hates penis
Guy2;No i love it penetrating my ass

by rebecca big batty December 11, 2019

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