by Pebus god May 11, 2024

by Bob whiteman the 3rd December 20, 2023

Murder Monkeys are monkeys that have been turned down sex by another ape or said sex sucked. As they become Murder Monkeys, their heads inflate, their eyes bulge out of their heads, they start wearing bellhop clothing, grow thrice their height and knives materialize in their hands. They then set out to kill everything in their path. The only way to end their killing spree is terminal crack-cocaine. It'll calm them down before making them die.
by JG_DUCKY December 13, 2021

Man, I walked into a patients room this morning and was monkey wrenched as soon as I opened the door.
by #1SMTX May 23, 2024

by kathred May 27, 2025
