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i got ball

Refer's to the fact you are ready to follow through with your threats.

Usually you live in Corona NY as well. You are probably from a lower socio-economic group. Your myspace.com account will be of late 1990's quality 'just because it can - doesnt mean it should' design.

However you may give out false addresses and in fact not 'got ball'.
i got ball this is my adress <insert address here> corona come n do it iam give u the sidekick so I can hit you wit it
by John Smith v2 September 1, 2008
mugGet the i got ballmug.

EBENEZER BALL SQUEEZER

that doctor dude who asks you to lower your trousers as he caresses your nugget pouch and asks you to cough.
Following my vasectomy, ol' Ebenezer Ball Squeezer couldn't believe the size of my left testicle, as it had ballooned to the size of a fuckin' grapefruit! No coughing on that day.
by weave August 22, 2003
mugGet the EBENEZER BALL SQUEEZERmug.

wrecking ball blumpkin

When a blumpkin-giver's face slams into and disintegrates the blumpkin-receiver's fecal matter.

There are 2 essential elements to upgrade from the familiar blumpkin in which we all engage on a regular basis to the hallowed rarity of a wrecking ball blumpkin:

1. Blumpkin-giver's face must actually make contact with the fecal matter.
2. There must be noticeable separation or breaking up of the fecal matter.
Roddy: Yeah, I got my first blumpkin ages ago, when I was 13 and playing Zelda Ocarina of Time. But it took me another 8 years of steady trying to get a wrecking ball blumpkin.

JP: She's like a 5.5, mediocre.
Stu: She gives blumpkins.
JP: Ok, 7.5-8, pretty good.
Stu: And wrecking ball blumpkins.
JP: Wow. I'm going to ask her out, what's her name?
by JrobbieRcockJ March 24, 2010
mugGet the wrecking ball blumpkinmug.

Ball Buster Parfeit

The womans answer to the cherry swirl. Its where during a guys orgasm, a woman grabs the guys balls really hard and twists until they snap.
After cherry swirling that bitch, she Ball Bustered Parfeit my best friend when she cheated on me
by Bud Wise August 3, 2004
mugGet the Ball Buster Parfeitmug.

hand ball expert

one whos expertise is handling the male genitalia
he told me i was a handball expert last night.
by ForeverGQ August 27, 2003
mugGet the hand ball expertmug.

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