So basically if you say armadillo fastly multiple times it sounds like “im a dildo” which is kinda like the “say eye, spell map, say ness” thing
by jetburner2 October 14, 2025

When all the clocks are slightly wrong, and everyone's running slightly late (or early), but somehow everything happens at the right moment and everything works out.
1. I was running 20 minutes late, had lost my umbrella, and was worried about leaving the cat alone. Then Jim came back but he'd forgotten his keys. I let him in, he stayed home and looked after the cat and lent me his umbrella. Irish timing saved me again.
2. There was a car crash delaying the bus I was gonna take, so I didn't make it to the event. Turns out it was my Irish Timing. The event had been cancelled and I had a great night with my friends instead.
2. There was a car crash delaying the bus I was gonna take, so I didn't make it to the event. Turns out it was my Irish Timing. The event had been cancelled and I had a great night with my friends instead.
by Redhaired Avenger December 17, 2017

Instead of "retiring" from a career, let's make it something that explains the delight of having more free-time available to do whatever we want. While working, we often have too little of it, so once we aren't working, we are "free-timing" to do the things that escaped us for too long.
by The Insurance Chick August 22, 2025

by Derpinmerpin January 18, 2025

by JCA/Bremerton July 15, 2017

Blowing $2K on dinner and floor seats to an event then furiously masturbating alone at the end of the night.
by BDemon August 23, 2023
