New Zealand

A small little country in Oceania, its filled with sheep, barefoot people, extreme sports, and barely any black people. Their natives (Maoris) are pretty cool, they got these cool spears, hats, and totem thingy's. They are also obsessed with their neighbour, Australia.

Unfortunately, people always forget to put New Zealand in the world map, dunno why.
Also why did someone in Australia try to sell this country on eBay, no sense at all.

And if you didn't know, Old Zealand is a state in the Netherlands

Guy1: Hey theres this place called New Zealand, wanna go there
Guy2: ya its cool

by A really big weirdo July 23, 2022

Joepy News

Another way of saying "old news", especially when it's something that happened a very long time ago. Most often said by a joepy.

David: "Did you hear? This new game is coming out soon!"
Brad: "Joepy News. That game has been out for 6 months already!"

by WagyuBandit55 January 25, 2024

The New School

Founded in 1919 as The New School for Social Research and a refuge for iconoclastic thinkers and visionaries including Hannah Arendt and later James Baldwin, Lorraine Hansbury, John Cage and Bradley Cooper. Progressive thought leaders with impeccable style given Tom Ford too is an alumnus, intellectually adept, soulful observers of the human condition are embodied by many current students, faculty, and creative alumni, including Sufjan Stevens.

The New School is a refuge for critical thought and redemptive scholarship and art.

by Cats of NYC October 20, 2022

teach an old dog new tricks

when someone does something for a long time and its hard to teach them new abilities.

you cant teach an old dog new tricks, my uncle never learned how to use his cellphone.

by Andre the CRACKER DACKER November 18, 2016

New Order

The New Order is a Satanic group which was founded around 2009.

The New Order has grown to include many members.

by ScienceBurt January 30, 2020

New Doofy

A better, more enlightened version of one's former self. Often used jokingly in the frame of Chuck Norris jokes and "Old Kanye vs. New Kanye". New Doofy always has money, class, impeccable style and is well-liked.

New Doofy narrates Morgan Freeman's life.

by Acoustic Cat August 25, 2022

dad’s new pad

the house/apartment that your dad moves into after the divorce, the implication being that it’s under-furnished and he didn’t get equal custody

“oh, your parents just split up. that explains it, your dad’s house, it’s dad’s new pad”

by listlessnesss December 5, 2021