friends

A show or something you don't have

Bill: hey you want to watch friends?
Jake: sure

Person 1: do I have friends?
Person 2: absolutely not!

by nonexistent person 269 June 12, 2022

crappy friend

someone who talks behind you back and trys to be like you and steal your boyfriend or girl friend

That crappy friend talked behind my back

by mynameiselijah January 11, 2017

Booty friend request

When you receive a Facebook friend request late a night from a person you were flirting with earlier.

OMG he just sent me a friend request at 2am!
Oooo man he's looking for that booty friend request.

by Bob Madlehouser May 30, 2016

Friends

Fuck it ya I wear drag Queen make up im not a hoe lots of guys like me you can keep or have him blah blah blah I know I have made true friend on my mission to succeed im not a patient person but those who have been there for me I won't ever forget you. I never had to fight for your love or our friendship and that irreparable to me.life about being respected as a good person giveing everything you can to the people that are important to you .

I love my friends you helped me fight a war. Killed my insecurities and showed me that i am a special person and that im not alone.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 18, 2019

Friends

Something you don't have.

Did you see billy, he has no friends!

by Probrobos October 6, 2020

Coffee Table Friend

A so-called friend that, just as coffee table books, is just for display and entertainment.

I didn't know you were friends with John!

Oh, no. He's just a coffee table friend.

by Yeovah's Ass March 27, 2020

If we really are friends

A sense of suddenly wanting to make up with a friend

Yo man I just got some If we really are friends

by Realstormy August 10, 2019