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Fake friend

Someone that will talk about you behind your back and then act like they never did anything wrong.

Someone that will go out with your ex not long after you break up, they might do it without you knowing.

Someone that will only stay with you in your happiest times but will leave during your darkest.

~worst case scenario~ Someone that will pretend to be your best friend when people are around but when they leave they will ignore you and give you dirty looks and tell you harsh words.
Fake friend: Omg, girl, that necklace is so cute! Where did you get it?

Fake friend to others: That necklace was the worst looking necklace I've ever seen.

Girl: Guy and I broke up last night.

Fake friend: Oh no. Really? I'm so sorry. He wasn't worth your time anyway.

Girl: I guess your right. It's going to be hard for me to get over him though.

•a few days later girl finds out fake friend and guy are dating•

Girl: Hey! I just got a new car!

Fake friend: Really? Come pick me up and we can go for a ride around town.

Girl: Hey.. My parents are getting a divorce.. Can I call you?

Fake friend: Oh hey I just saw your text.I was busy. Sorry about your parents.

Fake friend to other friends: She made a bad grade on her test but she doesn't let that bring her down!

•other friends leave•
Fake friend: You're so stupid. That test was so easy. How did you not get an A?
by hmu whenever December 4, 2018
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Friends

you don't have any
I don't have Friends
by pencil man that spits facts February 28, 2022
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Friends

Sad bitches you can never trust.
Person 1: You know those girls, over there, they said some nasty things about you. If I were you I'd tell them to go stuff themselves with a cactus.
Person 2: Oh.... I thought they were my friends.
by it's.me December 22, 2013
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Friends On Farm

the youtube channel group that has 5 people with over 80 subscribers and posts fun videos and vlogs.
Hey what are you watching?

Oh I am watching “Friends on Farm” on youtube!
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Slap Your Dirtiest Minded Friend Day

October 15th

Slap your dirtiest minded friend day 🎉
I want to slap her before she slaps me, but I need an excuse.

Okay! Slap her on slap your dirtiest minded friend day.

Smart Idea.
by ecargvas October 12, 2021
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My Friend the Comet

A crazy, disgusting, sick website floating around that is extremely hard to find. The website, which home screen reads "My Friend the Comet" contains links to various fucked up videos. The URL is completely random letters and numbers, and doesn't end with .com or .org. The videos include a 13 year old boy beating his naked mother with a baseball bat, a muscular guy in a clown mask stomping on a dead/disfigured body, and a women sitting in a basement have an alligator bite and tear up her vagina, leaving a bloody mess. Probably the sickest site out there
Dude, did you see all those gross videos on My Friend the Comet??
by crazymofo11 April 14, 2014
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time and place friend

A time and place friend is a friend that exists only within a specific time frame and at a specific place, and in any other scenario that friendship would not have formed. Usually in the context of traveling abroad or being in a novel situation.
Charlotte and Bob, who were as different as night and day, met in Tokyo by happenstance and became time and place friends.
by phrmashwrma November 25, 2023
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