Cheese van

A police vehicle in South Africa. They used to be yellow during the Apartheid government, hence the reference to cheese.

Hide your stash, there are some cheese vans ahead.

Don't send me nudes of your little sister, I don't want cheese vans to stop at my house

by munky82 January 26, 2018

straight cheese curding

when something is highly valuable or another phrase for bussin

this bank is straight cheese curding.
the food is straight cheese curding

by heeshuger June 21, 2021

Western Swiss Cheese

You get really drunk, Then you smoke weed, Then you do anal intercourse, doggie style. Chances are, you will miss the target.

Last night , I fucked a chick. It was a Western Swiss Cheese.

by Rhino_Rex March 31, 2016

Western Swiss Cheese

You get really drunk, Then you smoke weed, Then you do anal intercourse, doggie style. Chances are, you will miss the target.

Last night , I fucked a chick. It was a Western Swiss Cheese.

by Rhino_Rex March 31, 2016

Scandinavian Cheese Shredder

Two Scandinavian men and a woman are having a gangbang when the woman pulls out a cheese grater and proceeds to shave the skin of their penises and cut off all their pubes. She then puts the duck skin shavings and pubes on nachos and microwaves it and forces the men to consume it.

The Scandinavian Cheese shredder I saw on TV was so well done!

by Btrain8585 March 22, 2017

neepie cheese

Cheese that tastes like a neep( or a turnip for anyone that isn't scottish)

Hmm said John this cheese tastes like a neep
That's because it neepie cheese said barry

by Barry white shite March 12, 2023

Creak Cheese

The mixing of swamp-ass and fromunda cheese, often caused by hot and humid weather.

The day was so hot, Timmy profuse sweating was brewing up a forty batch of creak cheese

by PoliticallyVacant May 28, 2022