billboard kid

n. the last person you would want to take a road trip with. they insist upon reading every word their eyes happen to see. usually followed by a crappy joke that noone wants to hear.

Jeff: mcdonalds, hot and juicy all day.
ooh thats what she said! hehe

Me: fuck up Jeff, youre such a billboard kid.

by dddisco January 20, 2009

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half band kid

A kid named Eric who somehow got sucked into the band kid crowd

Band kid 1: yo who’s this guy?

Band kid 2: oh it’s Eric, he’s a half band kid

Band kid 1: oh sick

by WormSoul December 13, 2022

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A kid that teachers use the terms dark soul, jackass, bitch, or 'bless her heart' in secret at the teacher's lounge. Usually, this kid has younger siblings that get caught in the crossfire or branded throughout school as being the bother and sister to a bad kid.

"Dana is such a bad kid! I saw that asshole picking on her brother and sister again today!"

"Bless her heart but she's a jackass!"

by KrazyKyle June 7, 2018

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Band Kid

A person who, loves playing team fortress 2, this kid loves doing the russian dance ( especially at the school dance next to his girlfriend. these type of people are people that cry when they get hit in the back of the head with a pillow, or scream at there friends " I am going to peel you like a fruit " when he is angry.

dude that guy is such a Band Kid bro
yeah forreal he never takes showers in his entire life yo

by Donald Hankson February 13, 2023

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CMG kid

A CMG kid is the outcast of a specific FiveM (GTA Roleplay) server known as "CMG". This can differ between wanna-be hackers, that use public information scraping services such as 192.com, to dox 12 years olds as in intimidation method, preventing them from getting banned for rulebreaks. A CMG kid can also be a skid from the same FiveM server, born into wealth. They flex legal money that they are holding in crypto, while acting like it was all illegally obtained through logs/cookies such as coinbase and paypal. Aside from those two types of degenerates, the majority of CMG kids are 14 year old, silver spoon children who quite clearly force slang and act like they are on road. This is extremely cringe to listen to and unbearable in most cases. They commonly use phrases such as: "Wait til I catch you lackin" and "Long day for you bro". While at the same time, they are petrified of the skids that were stated earlier, they label them as "scary hackers". The funniest part about all of this, is that you can hear the evolution over time. CMG kids slowy transition from posh boys to one of the three specified types above, or in the worst case maybe even all three.

It's cringe as fuck when that Sphases guy hard forces his slang, definitely a CMG kid.

by qazwe1 June 8, 2022

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