SugarPlum (The Cat)

The cat poops on the floor plus the bed and if all because we left for one day..the cat now has depression and shit on u and me plus makes a cacophony! (I am now Dr.Suess) HAHAAHAH

SugarPlum (The Cat) took a shat again!

by Felix Kanky July 14, 2022

Cat Shit Trough

Garden boxes my next door neighbor’s cat likes to shit in. Suffice to say it became a buffet for my roommate’s dog, Pickles. Due to COVID-19 standards we have closed the buffet with chicken wire, however the rest of the yard is available to shit in for dining outside only.

PICKLES, save me some! The Cat Shit Trough is running low on employees. They’re gonna close if you take all of their business.

by Princest May 17, 2021

Cat

The animal you stick things in

I stuck ur mom up my cat

by Ur mothe r April 1, 2022

cat

"Independent little killing machines that choose to share their life with us."

"Cats are Independent little killing machines that choose to share their life with us" -Helpful Vancouver Vet

by BreathDeep September 7, 2018

slapping the cat

Female masturbation,kinda like choking the chicken.

I caught my sister last night. She was really slapping the cat.

by princemocha September 15, 2016

Cat

A creature that sleeps in the weirdest ways possible, will ruin everything you own, and being you a dead mouse as an offering, yet we still love them anyway

Person 1: what animal is that
Person 2: oh that's just my cat

by Skildaledondondanigh August 18, 2023

cat anchored

when a person is sitting down and they can not move because it will disturb a cat that is comfortable or asleep on them.

hey, can you grab me a beer from the fridge, i can't right now, sorry man, i'm cat anchored at the moment.

by poisonivey March 30, 2023