Your Mom

We all know the joke "Your Mom" but sometimes, we need to make it far, very, very far.
So now it will be considered as "fuck me daddy" to stop these "Your Mom" jokes.

Person 1 : "I fucked your mom"
Person 2 : "Alright I'll do it"

by HappyUnammed January 27, 2022

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She's your Mom, and her name is Ur Mom. She is definitely, probably, totally Ur Mom.

Billy:Hey how are you man
Johnny boi: Ur mom
Billy: I am internally dying

by WhoWhatAmWeHuh May 23, 2023

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A hairy slut whale with every std known to man with 20 tits and a second ass

Timmy: Hey fat bitch is it just me or am i whale watching. jon: dont call my mom a whale. Jons mom: (whale noises) timmy: i can call ur mom what i want. Jons mom: (angry whale noises)

by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020

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Mom, the woman who brought me into the world. Always positive. No matter how many times I hate her, she will always be my best friend at heart. She helped me around a lot for school, she even did homework for me. She provided me with a lot of material things, she worked every day so she could buy them for me. I hope I will be a mother as well as mine. I love you mom.

My mom is my best friend.

by positivegirl May 30, 2020

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Rephrase to when you're eating a hamburger from either Burger King or wherever you would eat a burger at lunch whenever then say:

Example:
Kid: Eat a burger and then say this burger is good
Kid 2 :Mmmm Your mom looks good
Mom: standing over there staring and laughs and your dad looks tasty..

by Urbanuser101 June 21, 2022

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