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friendzone 

The seventh level of hell, where despite all and any efforts to the contrary, no member of the opposite sex will ever see you as anything more than conversation.

Usually due to being a minger, though possibly part of an atmosphere of victimisation around one or more people in a social group.
I am stuck in the motherfucking friendzone. Kill me now.
friendzone by Rulan September 16, 2007

I still want to be friends 

An old cliché used, mostly by girls, who dump their boyfriend/girlfriend, to try to lessen the blow and hurt they will go through for months. However, being friends can never happen and they will soon forget about you, leaving you to pick up the broken pieces of your heart all alone.
Girl: "I don't want a boyfriend anymore, I'm so sorry. But I still want to be friends"

friends with benefits 

Me and John are friends with benefits. We like fucking but we don't like to pay for dates.

Friends Only 

Phrase used after saying something sexual to the opposite sex without actually implying a relationship .

Similar to friends with benefits
"Hey, would you let me tap that? Friends Only."

"Sex? friends only though"
Friends Only by Prodocy May 18, 2009

Fat Friends 

The best way to refer to your wife's friends.
I could have gone to the Super Bowl if it weren't for you and your fat friends.
Fat Friends by WackyJoe February 9, 2010

Best Friends 

The person who you can always count to be there and catch you when your at your worst. Someone who knows all your secrets and silly little crushes. That person you can have a horrible fight with then go shopping for matching bracelts half an hour later. That one person you sit in her room all day jumping up and down listening to Dashboard confessionals singing your heart out with a mouth full of peanut butter. =) I WALOVE you. <3 Forevers and evers.
Everyone should have a Flavia. Starfishies for life. <3
Best Friends by Desiree' Warren December 28, 2004