fart pod

A Fart pod is simply James Harrell.

-Man.. Stop being such a fart pod!

-That was a fart pod thing to do.

-You look like straight up fart pod today.

by Brittany sperlock May 28, 2018

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When your stinking lil dad farts up loudly... And you think it is a pig's fart...

my dad's fart smells awful

by fartinshit May 13, 2022

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Some dumb dirty ratchet nasty shit dirty people like to do because they think it’s cute

🍑💨 auuaaaghhh that was a good one I just farted hahahaha

by Fart dookie poop litty bums September 12, 2019

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When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.

Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently

Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.

Respect.

by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018

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dick farting

the act of blowing a raspberry on the dick

expecting a high quality blow job, he experienced a low quality dick fart

the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.

i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.

she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.

by elgatoloco January 29, 2014

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