rock your face off

To do somehthing better than someone else. To empress somebody to a large degree

I am so good at the Olson Twins board game. I am going to rock your face off.

by funkmastah9 August 12, 2003

drop the kids off at the pool

Pooping, Crapping, Droping the doodoo butter.

Also can mean mastubating in a toilet.

I'm sorry boss, I am going to be late for work, I have to drop the kids off at the pool.

by KONP December 17, 2004

Jacking off your dad

Hitting a home run

Did you see that shot Jimmy hit? He was definitely jacking off your dad!

by Justin Thebodix September 7, 2010

Chilling my balls off

Chilling so fucking hard that its unreal.

A: Yo dog , 'da fuck you up to son?

B: Dude, I am chilling my fucking balls off, smoking blunts and playing fuckin modern warfare 2 while getting a my dick sucked by an asian girl.

A: In that case I need to start chilling my balls off.

by Chillville December 23, 2009

all-up-off-inya

A slang term usually uttered in the South..more specifically in the South....most assuredly in Texas..mainly in Houston and almost always by Chuck Savage. It is used as a verb to describe anything going into the body, food...beverages...even sex. Anything that can be inserted into any oriface.

Walter asked the young men to go eat dinner with him and get some supper all-up-off-inya. The young man declined the invitation.

by Her Royal Anus March 21, 2007

Fresh off shit island

A fart that stinks like death and disease. Toxic. Gagger. Refers to wind passing over a turd on the way out.

"Man Tommy, that'd had to be fresh off shit island..light a match"

by Mandylu January 14, 2019

Drop the kids off at the pool

Pooping (with substitution)Also, Bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl.

note: Dropping the Cosby Kids off at the Pool would be correct when referring to pooping, whiel masturbating into a toilet could be considered dropping the proverbial "kids" off at the pool.

by Anonymous October 21, 2003