Double Black Whammy

The Double Black Whammy is considered the negro version of a dick sandwich but when one of the perpetrators falls asleep, the victim (usually white) performs a dick sandwich with a friend, not knowing that The Double Black Whammy even happened.

Gerald: Do you know of the Double Black Whammy.
George: I guess, but it’s just a bunch of coincidences and dick sandwiches. One day I’ll tell you the story of how I dick sandwiched Tyrone last night.
Gerald: Wait? You dick sandwiched Tyrone? His buddy Clyde told me that they dick sandwiched you while you were napping at his place.
George: Oh Shit...

by Cyka with no Blyat July 15, 2019

Double Humor

Its when you respond to either irony or sarcasm with more irony or sarcasm, respectively. More commonly referred to as “playing along.” Double humor, however is more specific than playing along because it may be without the knowledge or consent of one or more parties involved in the “double joke.”

Harry: Amanda, why are you such a whore?!?!?!?

Amanda: Because I like sleeping around!!!

Harry: But that could get you infected with many STD’s!

Amanda: What? …

Harry: That's double humor.

by hadoublery July 10, 2011

Double Team No Galeto

when your friend says double team while your hitting a nicotine device you say no galeto and dap up your partner, make sure you snap your fingers after the dap up. one this happens you and your friend both chief the nicotine device to hell until the owner notices.

*my girlfriend hands me the yummy disposable* keygan: double team?”
caleb: “no galeto*
caleb and keygan *dap up* *snap*

caleb and keygan *chieffing nicotine device*
grace “WHERE THE FUCK IS MY NICOTINE”
caleb and keygan *run*
Double Team No Galeto

by Jackajackajacka November 8, 2021

Double X Magnum

Whether a terrible sex move or from a gun either way you will dislocate your shoulder

-I got some new ammo for my Gun it's a double X Magnum

by Dahdahdahhhhhh November 11, 2017

Double jointed fresh balls

Tasty

Double jointed fresh balls taste like a hee hee

by Littledred8 March 25, 2022

double depression

When a person already suffering with persistent depressive disorder (pdd) gets even more depressed.

I talked to the doctor today, he said i have double depression. It isn't enough that im already depressed! Now i have depression on top of my depression! Fml!

by rider brown March 16, 2017

Double-V

The only thing the french will ever get right, double-u is stupid, look at the letter W is that UU, No. It is VV.

Alphabet: ... Tee, Yew, Vee, Double-V, Ex

by Egg Gang the Third November 13, 2023