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Bum cum

BUM CUM:

Bum cum is a fancy delicacy originating from Canada. Let me teach you how to make it.

Step 1: Prepare a batter consisting of male sperm (preferably sperm with an STD because it increases the flavor)

Step 2: Season the batter with smegma if you want a more cheesy flavor and period blood if you like a more sweet, irony flavor (you can also use both but it is optional).

Step: 3 Chill for 45 minutes or until ready (you'll know it's ready if it becomes crusty on the top).

Step: 4 Now here is where the “bum” part comes in. You're going to want to shove the batter up your bum and let it sit and marinate in there for 20-30 minutes (you might have mild uncomforts and may develop hemorrhoids but trust me, it's worth it).

Step: 5 Now you're going to want to take that batter and bake it for 24 hours.

Step: 6 Enjoy!
"Oh wow, thats some scrumptious bum cum Jhon!"
by lethargic squirrel August 21, 2021
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When you ass leaks with naturally occurring snotty lubricant.
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