A kawaii ninja that steals people's food using its signature move:The swipe.
Most common moves are:(as said)The swipe ,Making people sneeze,Being cute,Tricking people into feeding them,Tripping people,The multiple hit,The drop kick and much more.
Most common moves are:(as said)The swipe ,Making people sneeze,Being cute,Tricking people into feeding them,Tripping people,The multiple hit,The drop kick and much more.
Cat:How dare you not feed me comrade!We were gonna take over the world!Welp..I guess I have no choice...
Jeff: ACH-OOO!
Jeff: ACH-OOO!
by CatIvoryL June 16, 2018
Get the Catmug. Will sometimes hunt, not necessarily means they will eat it. Might go outside. Has ADHD when trying to get out of a tree.
by Kavemanrust April 21, 2018
Get the Catmug. (Noun)
The flying mint cat of randomness is a ancient cat that will grant you one wish and you can teleport to one show or anime
The flying mint cat of randomness is a ancient cat that will grant you one wish and you can teleport to one show or anime
"Have you heard about the Flying Mint Cat of Randomness I heard it lives in you closet"~random person
by Firewolf 360 March 25, 2016
Get the Mint cat of randomnessmug. 
The act of allowing one's cat(s) to tenderly pat down areas of their body. Also commonly referred to as a pussy massage.
"the other day I was watching tv and my cat came up to me and gave me a great cat massage on my belly."
"Cat massage? I thought they were called pussy massages."
"Sometimes. But that sounds a bit raunchy so I stick with cat massage."
"Oh. Sounds good Broseidon!"
"Cat massage? I thought they were called pussy massages."
"Sometimes. But that sounds a bit raunchy so I stick with cat massage."
"Oh. Sounds good Broseidon!"
by C3PBro June 9, 2013
Get the Cat Massagemug.